My friend sent this to me and in light of all the new babies in the Macbeth family, I finally figured out how to post it here for your enjoyment!
The Proper 'Hugging' of a Baby
(this is priceless) instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.

4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.

If you don't pass this along, a dog will pee on your computer!